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How much Crack can a Crackhead smoke if a Crackhead can smoke Crack?


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A lot of crack...

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Easy answer.

Hunter Biden would smoke more if Hunter Biden could smoke more than a crackhead would smoke if a crackhead could smoke crack.

And that isn't even a bad thing. He's a reminder to everyone, everywhere that you can smoke crack and still be anything you want in life, even something like the President of the United States' son.

And I'm not even joking. If you want to hate on Taylor Swift's private jet emissions or about men in dresses shattering women's weight lifting records I get it, but seriously people shouldn't bother Hunter. I mean really, they don't even see him, they just want to be him.

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If he was some hood rat celebrity making his skrilla from dumbass song listen by drug addicts, fine do as much crack as you please. Problem is he is the son of the leader of the free world, Biden is a sick man who showers with daughter...

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Have you seen that diary from Biden's daughter claiming she showered with her dad because no one else has?

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fbi should be keeping us safe but instead is working overtime to snuff out free speech...

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So you have no proof that Biden showered with his daughter. Got it! This has nothing to do with my comment but how has your free speech been snuffed out by the FBI?

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Project Veritas was about to report on the journal before being raided by fbi. the journal was never claimed to be "false" only "stolen" but it really wasn't stolen just left behind and discovered. fbi is covering for pedo joe, they are a disgrace of an organization...

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So you haven't seen this diary and neither has it been seen by anybody else. Take your conspiracy theories and go fuck yourself!

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The only thing that would come from Hunter Biden's diary is a how to guide for being fucking awesome. Men's jaws would drop to the floor faster than women's panties when Hunter Biden walks in the room when they realize how much their entire lives pale in comparison to the badassery of a single night of being Hunter Biden.

Noone cares what Biden's daughter has to say about anything.

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I didn't know Biden had a personal diary. Where did you get that from?

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It's a closely kept secret because the suicide rate among grown men would increase exponentially when they read the diary and learn how tiny their...lives are next to Hunter Biden's. Hunter Biden makes Ron Jeremy look like Ron de Santis.

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Didn't lefties like you used to think you were heroes who were saving the precious Muuuslims and Mexicans from "evil Republicans"

Now you say a crackhead is "badass" on the internet? And talk about his genitals

One hell of a weird journey that isn't it, is this what you hoped your life would be when you left school?

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Sounds like you have Hunter Biden package envy.

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And it causes me to accurately describe your absurd life?

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He's stopped replying... he just wants to be alone with pictures of a 50-year-old man's penis

(Like all manly men)

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Hunter is too busy painting on canvases that sell for a million dollars to care about dumb shit like making songs that drug addicts listen to or being the leader of the free world. Hunter Biden is master of his own world. Hunter Biden is literally smoking crack rock in the free world, rocking out Neil Young style 24/7/365 for life. He is one of the coolest people alive and there is no denying it.

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Hahaha his art money laundering scheme is not sophisticated enough. He should have just accepted his bribes in gold bullion and bitcoins...

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What about Hunter's laptop? You know, the smoking gun that the Republicans claim to have.

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Limited only by money.

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