It would be about a group of teens who accidentally stumble upon Santa's Workshop. The group of teens were naughty, so now the Elves want to teach them a lesson and the teens must fight for their lives. Zombie's wife would play Mrs. Claus.
shareSanta enters a home to place presents under the tree; however, a sadistic family member(s) traps him, and he must find a way to escape.
shareI imagine it would evoke the same type of incongruous feelings as listening to that King Diamond Christmas song.
shareI picture it being like Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022), i.e. a pile of wank.
shareRob Zombie Will not be directing much! He can’t even scrape together 500K for a indie feature let alone a Xmas horror movie with a Jewish Hanukka Kippa wearing family haunted by an extremely evil & toxic white serial killer with a happy ending!
shareSheri Moon Zombie would play sexy psychotic Mrs Claus, every single character in the movie would have smelly dreads and a long trucker beard, and it would set in a rundown trailer park where all of its residents are perverted crackheads who havent showered in years.
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