The Best Abs of All
So I'll admit it; the only reason I wanted to see 300 was because of all the guys wearing nothing but capes and leather underwear. And I wasn't disappointed.
I felt like Goldilocks of torso muscles. Gerard Butler was too big; the guy who said "Then we'll fight in the shade," regarding the arrows that will blot out the sun, he was too skinny/wiry; but David Wenham was just right. I could snuggle up next to him...
EDIT: Of course, guys with defined abs usually have to work on them a lot and for a long time. I've never met a guy with nice abs who didn't show them off to everyone and wasn't so full of himself that he was impossible to tolerate. But they're still pleasant to look at.
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Yay Stick Man!