Uwe Boll
So, I was watching Boll's meltdowns that he recently posted on YouTube (
http://geektyrant.com/news/uwe-boll-tells-hollywood-and-fans-to-fk-yourself-in-video-rant) and obviously I was thinking how absolutely absurd this guy is. Then I realized that I want to see Christoph Waltz play him in an Ed Wood-esque film. Really highlight how much of an asshat he really is. Of course, the film would then end with him filming these meltdowns after realizing how much of a failure he is. Hell, Tim Burton can direct it as sort of an unofficial sequel to Ed Wood.
The Emperor is not here. I speak for the Empire.