911 What's your emergency?
Person: Yes there's a man in my room with a knife!
Okay, I need you to remain calm.
Person: Okay!
Operator: Just breath okay..
Person: Okay...
(10 sec)
Operator: Can you see the man now?
Person: No. And I don't want to.
Operator: I understand.
(20 sec)
Operator: Are you sure there's a man in the house?
Person: What?
Operator: Well are you sure it's a man?
Person: I don't know...what?
Operator: I need you to remain calm...the police will be there in about an hour.
Person: What?
Operator: Covid maam? Have you or anyone else in your house been tested? Do you feel like your a threat?
Person: There's a fucking STRANGER in my house!!
Operator: Are you sure it's a man? Perhaps, it's a woman?
Person: I don't know.
Operator: Maam, I need you to remain calm while one our officers is tested for possible covid.
Person: Dear GOD!!!!!! HERE HE IS!!!!
(silence)
Operator: I've lost another one to covid. Damn it!