Jussie Smullete vows to find the real killers
The LGBTQ will march to take back the Chicago theater district from MAGA supporters.
Snopes will fact check all hate crimes as real.
The intelligence community will figure out a way to stop Russian bots from buying Facebook ads.
Antifa will halt the merger of corporation and state.
Snowflake conservatives will run for their "freeze peach" zones.
This is what it feels like to be a liberal.