Should we send Melania a gift while hospitalized?

Well i got in touch with the on-line company through their 800 number so I can talk to a live person.

"God Bless America and thank you for calling Exceptional Products the home of Trumpy Bear. How may I assist you?" said a very cheerful voice on the other end with a deep southern drawl. (They're out of TX)

"I'm interested in ordering a Trumpy Bear, but I have a quick question before I do," I responded.

"Why I'll be happy to answer any question you may have," she cheerfully responded.

"Well I'm thinking of giving it as a gift to a female, but I'm a bit hesitant. Will the bear grab her by the pussy when she first takes it out of the box?"

And that was the end of the conversation. For $40, you would think they have better customer service than THAT.

She doesn't need a gift. She is just delighted that her kidney gave out and she was able to have a certifiable medical reason to get the fuck away from Donald for a week or so.

Melania only ever signed up to stand alongside Donald and pat him on the back if he ever gave a decent speech, she sure as Christ would never want to be left alone with the pervert.