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5'3? When standing on a step stool maybe

posted 8 years ago by hoov-4
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This vertically challenged little sh*t has zero talent so he must qualify for affirmative action roles involving short people. I stood next to him once and I don't think he reached 5'

[–] nothinghalo8 8 years ago

Yeeeeah, you never stood next to Patton Oswalt...

[–] hoov-4 8 years ago

Did he kill his wife? Sounds suspiciously odd.