this is ridiculous


how can this be cathartic for me? to know nobody is reading this, but that i still want to say it. i have a bizarre infatuation with this freakishly tall boy. why? can't tell you. i don't want to (have a crush, that is). tho i spose i could see why if i were to analyse it further. but know strange eyes. i must purge through embarrassment. it's the only way i'll learn. look me up at noise.com.au (hicks). i'm not that crazy...

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No, you're not crazy. I too am infatuated with the peculiar, yet mesmerising Stephen Merchant and I also don't know why? I'm as perplexed as you?!?!?

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hey. good to know.for every nutter, there is a punter.i recently broke up with a long term partner. and damn, if i'm not on the rebound. all there is in sydney are guys i will have pity relationships with.not good..dj's and nerds.too, too over it. i think it is the enthusiasm and potentially, a thinly veiled self-depricating streak that attracts me so to mr merchant. i dreamt i bought a ticket into a dreamscape where the fool was making time with my friends. argghhhh. sorry. i shouldn't have access to internet.

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i too have a bit of a thing for mr merchant and am not sure why,apart from the fact that i think he's utterly gorgeous (yes,i'm aware that's not a commonly held view) and very,very funny.
my friend's band did a live session at xfm recently and managed to snag me a stephen merchant/ricky gervais poster,i am exceptionally happy.

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I think I might be in love with this man, I want him I WANT HIM NOW! (sorry turned into Vercua for a minute) Stephen I love you!

Cheers,
Asia


"Awe man you lyin, you ain't never met no Frank Sinatra"

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he sure is pretty.
i found a video a while back with a show called porn crackers on it.
stephen merchant is topless in it.
i was pleased.

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WAIT he's topless in it! Tell me how I would obtain That PLEASE!

Cheers,
Asia


"Torpedoed again aye?"-George "A Hard Day's Night"

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erm,i have it on vhs,it's pretty old.
i do,however have a friend who is slightly more technologically adept than me who is going to show me how to convert it into a computer friendly file.
if you like i can pm you once it's been converted.

and as a side note,earlier this month he did a public interview with ricky gervais in london and my sister and i went.
thank god i was sat down as i would've fallen over he looked that lovely.
he posed for a couple of photos afterwards,bless.

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Why would you not want to have a crush on him? He's beautiful, for one, and in a genuine way, not in that manufactured sort of Orlando Bloom way, and he's--in the most blunt terms--a comic genius. Or at least he is a major part of a TV show that was pure genius. Personally, of all the celebrity crushes I've had, I'd have to say I'm actually quite proud of this one. He's deserving of a following of people throwing themselves at him.

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