Incredibly attractive!

Good genes -- that Texas Spanish gene pool is good for making ladies!

Your film gods: Lee Van Cleef and Laura Gemser
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Incredibly

http://7-themes.com/data_images/out/6/6788022-eva-longoria.jpg

I volunteer to be her sex slave. She would probably refuse, but the offer remains on the table.

She would probably refuse
Nope. I know her and told her of your offer and she said if you did the following you could be her sex slave for a whole 3 months. If things went well even longer than 3 months. Here is all you need to do.

Send the following information.

Name of your bank.
A bank statement
Your pin number
Your Social Security Number
Your credit card number

Send all that to:

Tom T. Baker 2678 Market
St. Chicago, IL 60653

Once that information is received she will fly you to Las Angeles. She will pay for it all. After that your dreams will come true!

Oh she will need your address to know where to send your ticket to.

Lol, if that was for real I would probably do it.

if that was for real I would probably do it.
But it is real. Look what your missing.

http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/longoria-party/eva-longoria-pre-oscar-party-05.jpg

Now get all that information to me. The sooner I get it the sooner Miss Longoria sends you a plane ticket!

Agreed.

You Is Kind, You Is Smart, You Is Important...

still looks great.