Mac = stupid shit


Just pointing out the obvious.

Bill Gates once said, it's the computer I would buy for my mom.
This guy is a Mac.
Enough said.

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I hate Apple as well, but I wouldn't attribute actors to the role of promoters of computer platforms.

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Ok, but this guy's call to fame was his "I'm a Mac" stupid ad.
He based his whole career on that persona.

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OK, then I'd say he made up for it with roles in Galaxy Quest, Jeepers Creepers, Die Hard 4.0 (I love his geeky character there) and Drag Me To Hell. I just like the guy, and I'm willing to overlook anything objectionable he did if he did lots of other stuff, and I don't pay attention to ads anyway. I'm from the UK, we never got those Mac vs PC ads, luckily.

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Well, you basically missed his most famous role.
He's been playing that same asshole from those ads ever since.
He's not much of an actor, always playing that same character. Maybe he's typecasted, so it's not entirely his fault.

Anyway, I don't mind him at all, I mind that he reminds me of that shit ad for that shit company.

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lol

True.

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Don’t forget his scene from ‘Idiocracy’.

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Not to mention dodgeball. lol Who gives a damn about the ad. I forgot all about it until OP mentioned. What I do remember, are all those other movies.

Waiting and Accepted were both great too imo.

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the m1 Macs changed the entire computer CPU industry and everyone else has been struggling to play catchup ever since

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I said I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT APPLE!!! I mean, a single-button mouse, a CLOSED proprietary system, and almost NO games? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK, Leodicaprio!!!!

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1. it has a right click feature. if not buy a normal two button mouse.... it works and has Both a left and right click function......

2. yes and MacOS is FARRRRRRRRRRRR more stable. do you know how many times ive had to reset my OS due to it freezing or bugging out? in 8 years of ownership maybe once? it was easier to dual boot windows on my Mac. than to dual boot an older windows OS on my windows machine. enjoy your black/blue screen of death

3. yess Mac isnt meant for gaming... its like complaining your small race car cant carry as much luggage as a van. so van is automatically better. two machines for two different jobs.

Thanks for not addressing anything I said though about M1 or CPUs. you instead went off on a tangent.

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"Thanks for not addressing anything I said though about M1 or CPUs. you instead went off on a tangent."

Open standards like Intel/AMD's common PC CPUs are all anyone should need, we don't need another closed, proprietary standard that *might* be faster.

At least Apple regained a lot of respect by using the Intel standard after finally ditching that PowerPC stuff back in the day, but now they're doing their own thing again. Why do they have to do that?

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Open standards like Intel/AMD's common PC CPUs are all anyone should need, we don't need another closed, proprietary standard that *might* be faster

again comparing vans to race cars....

"At least Apple regained a lot of respect by using the Intel standard after finally ditching that PowerPC stuff back in the day, but now they're doing their own thing again. Why do they have to do that?"

anddd intel fucked them. apple made thinner MacBooks on the intel promise of a smaller nanometer chip that ran cooler. Once all the other components and Mac chassis were ready, intel sas "yaaaa so about that chip....intel fucked apple for years so they said "cool we will do it ourselves". the m1 released two years ago is a 5 nm chip

intel is STILL producing 10 AND 14 NM Chips. they are literally 8 years behind.

have you even researched the m1 arm benefits for 1 minute??? the ARM chip architecture is the future without a doubt. its been described by most as "revolutionizing" the cpu and pc space.

even hardcore lifelong windows ike Linus agree

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You seem to forget that people are attached to one platform or another, and only drastic measures would cause them to "switch".

1. I have always been Windows, before that MS-DOS, before that Amiga, and before that Atari 8-Bit.
2. I have all of my favourite software on Windows, and can easily emulate Amiga on it. I don't think even a competent Amiga emulator exists on Apple hardware, certainly not to the extent of WinUAE.
3. I actually wish Apple had gone bust in the 1990s, it would've reflected Commodore's bankruptcy and been much more justified.
4. Amiga only failed because Commodore, in our parallel universe, mismanaged the future-proof technology and failed to understand that the Amiga was THE first multimedia computer: back in 1985, when the Amiga was launched, ALL other computers were a fucking JOKE. If Commodore had "gotten" the Amiga and expanded it accordingly over the years, it would've consistently beaten IBM and Apple and been a JUGGERNAUT. But of course, not in THIS parallel universe.

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you sound like a crazy person.... good luck

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I see nothing good about Apple, it's like a CULT to me. All of those thousands of slavering Apple fanboys queuing outside those creepy Apple stores for the latest product release, which any other company can do likewise for much lower cost, and they rush in with their wads of dollar bills the moment the doors are opened, seems rather PATHETIC to me.

And Steve Jobs was a CUNT.

I think The Simpsons skewered Apple best with their "Mapple" parody of the company.

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''I see nothing good about Apple,"

YOU ADMIT TO NEVER TYRING APPLE you clown

"And Steve Jobs was a CUNT."

HAHHAHA look into how bill gates illegally crushed competition.

"which any other company can do likewise for much lower cost"

the M1 MacBooks are cheaper than any pc laptop and gives you more power

you dont now what the fuck you are talking about. big surprise

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1. Given the choice between hanging and choosing Apple, I'd happily choose the noose.
2. I've never had ANY laptop, despise them.
3. I now know enough to Ignore your cultish ass, LeoDicaprio.

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ssooo you have nothing and are talking out your ass. good job, at least you admit it!

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And let me know the location of Steve Jobs' grave, so I can piss on it. And I need a urinary catheter to do that, too!

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I was originally an Apple fan with a II plus (the fancy one-48k!) back in the 70s, and the first iteration of Macintosh in '84; They lost me years ago though, with their massively annoying proprietary bullshit- I've hated them ever since and will never purchase any of their products...

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I second your attitude.
That is quite the "feature" that I cannot tolerate, their closed business model.
And they managed to get all of their supporters on board with such bullshit.
MS was years ahead with their "whatever works" attitude.

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sooo you want Justin long to bang your mom?

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Mac = Stupid Shit...wow what an incredibly insightful statement with zero information to backup...

And Microsoft said Windows 10 was the last OS they'd ever come out with..and then comes Windows 11..

Ok let's also point out the failures of

Microsoft Bob
Windows 95 (Garbage)
Window ME
Windows Vista
Windows 8
Windows 10-11 (How many ways can we steal your information)
Zune (let's package a turd and compete with iPod)
Microsoft Kin phone (The fact monkey boy Ballmer laughed at the iPhone was their doom)
Microsoft Surface
Windows phone OS
Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death
Windows Tablets circa early 2000's

Microsoft is a dumpster fire historically and I'm speaking as someone who was a Windows server admin from NT4.0 up through Server 2008 and administered Windows 95-Windows 7 systems.

You probably think Linux and Unix are stupid shit as well because you lack the intelligence to use the command line so you need a paper clip to tell you what to do.

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1 MS churns out fine os. There are problems now and then, but considering what they achieve, it is only a minor setback.

2 Linux is a fine os, with many great advantages.

3 who said anything about either one? I just wrote the universality recognized truism:
Mac = stupid shit
That's all the command line you should know, tool.

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Windows Phone OS was actually pretty good. Way better than the Android trash.

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