White married women wanna bang Idris.

So at Christmas, after everybody got sauced a bit, we started talking about the infamous celebrity bang list. The list of 5 famous people you can bang if you get the chance. The "freebies" they call it sometimes. Anyhow, almost every single woman had Idris on the list. We're a white family. All white girls. They all hungry for that studly dark meat. Hell, even I'd probably tackle that schlong. Haha. He's basically the black Matthew McConaughey. So confident and proud-voiced. Mmmm-hmmm. I get it. I took this new found intel to facebook and by the truckload, all the ladies were coming out of the woodwork praising that sonbitch. LOL White women want that Idris cock. It's crazy. Mofo's a stud. A literal stud.