How about a smile?
Viola:
You're a brilliant, award-winning, respected artist. Would it kill you to wipe that scowl off your kisser?
Especially in those HTGAWM ads. That's the look a broke fella gets from a judge when he's six months tardy with the child support. Not good.
Let's see more of those pearly whites you're flashing in your IMDB profile pic, kid.
There. Was that so hard?
Sincerely,
Robert Evans
Paramount Pictures