ERIC DANE FACTS --- website??? HELL YEAH!
Eric Dane doesn't walk. He falls
Eric Dane has two cats. One has three legs. The other, five.
Eric Dane cares about you. Or not.
Eric Dane doesn't like stupid bastards. They always smell the same.
Eric Dane found the way to heaven, but he has yet to follow it.
Eric Dane undressed 2 times in his life. Somehow, that was more than enough.
Eric Dane doesn't eat. He absorbs.
Eric Dane is like a cat. You love him, but he doesn't care.
Eric Dane likes to feel in control. He likes the ''funny feel''.
Eric Dane isn't cool. He is watercool.
Eric Dane doesn't like to get wet. Bad memories, you know.
Eric Dane always keeps a towel with him. You never know.
Eric Dane never wears sunglasses. He don't need them to be cool.
Eric Dane has 3 favorite sports: soccer, soccer, and soccer.
Eric Dane likes his mom better than his dad.
Eric Dane loses the game sometimes. Like I just did. And you, too.
Eric Dane loves playing waterpolo. Yeah, he does.
Who said Eric Dane was God or something? He's just a standard John McDick.
Sometimes, Eric Dane finds strange things in his underwear.
Eric Dane invented the Internet back in 2002.
Eric Dane loves playing handball. Yeah, he does.
Eric Dane didn't think the cake was a lie.
Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll? Not for Eric Dane. Well... maybe.
Don't worry. Eric Dane believes in you.
Poor Eric Dane. He has cancer. Oh wait he doesn't. Haha.
Eric Dane was mean to my coat.
Eric Dane's best friend is Jack McCrackin.
Eric Dane doesn't like drugs. It always reminds him of his first date.
Eric Dane's first kiss was... Erm... let's just say 'Poor Eric Dane'
Eric Dane never, ever, ever, ever killed anyone, it didn't happen, and it won't EVER happen. Period.
Eric Dane doesn't daydream. He nightdreams.
Eric Dane discovered that his name meant something sexual in another language.
Eric Dane always denied his appearance in the Jennifer Aniston video. In fact, he never admitted being an actor.