Is She Even Human?

Because this is literally the most beautiful and sexy but at the same time the cutest woman I've ever laid my eyes on. She must be a time traveler because no other woman in the history of the world could have launched a thousand ships. She must be a genetically engineered alien life form sent to Earth to tease us mortal men who shall drool at her feet and beg for her attention. Those stunningly drop dead gorgeous eyes are just the icing on an already perfect cake. She's pushing 30, but she is more beautiful and youthful than 90% of women in their 20s. Alexis Bledel is a masterpiece...Michelangelo would be lucky to have the opportunity to sculpt her divine body and articulate features...Vincent van Goh would be blessed and enlightened to paint her sensual and hypnotizing face on a blank canvas, and that painting would have eclipsed the fame of the Mona Lisa. She is the stuff that legends were made of, she must have been the siren that lured unsuspecting Odysseus to the treacherous cliffs where his ship capsized and his men spent sleepless nights escaping the Cyclops.

viva La Revolucion!!