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Jason Statham is so badass...

posted a year ago by robocat893 (15964)
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Jason Statham is so badass that when he takes a shower he doesn't get wet. Instead the water gets all Jason Stathamed!

[–] [deleted] 6 months ago

Jason Statham is so cool he can hit a cyclope inbetween the eyes!

[–] PersistentViewer (2407) 6 months ago

Good one. lol.

[–] PersistentViewer (2407) 6 months ago

He could be the new Chuck Norris. Love those jokes.

[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3122) 6 months ago

It's crude but my favorite will always be "Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris." 😂🤣

[–] PersistentViewer (2407) 6 months ago

Yip. That's a famous one.

[–] DoctorThirteen (14202) 6 months ago

He would be a worthy successor for those jokes!

[–] Roguemail (1614) 6 months ago

Statham is so cool, that when he goes to sleep, sheep count him...

[–] DoctorThirteen (14202) 6 months ago

It's funny because it's true!