What an embarrassment....

I was flipping through the channels and came across this idiot dressed in a green suit, dancing like a fool, acting like an idiot and speaking like a jerk off. Oh Rebecca, I'm secure enough in my manhood to ask, how do you look at this every day? Remember John Stamos? Now look what you have....

It turns out this jerk off was filling in for Wendy Williams, and he was stupid enough to believe he could mimic her personality. I'm not a fan of hers, but it works for her. Acting like a black woman, doesn't work for a goofy white guy. Why would you even try that? If that wasn't enough, you tried awkward accents and girating body language, like some weirdo. I was actually embarrassed just watching. Once you kept making the idiotic crying impression, with the cotton swabs, I had to change the channel. Very few people laughed so you got louder and dumber hoping that would sway them. They giggled because you made them feel embarrassed and uncomfortable. I seriously couldn't believe anyone would act like such a fool.

I never had an opinion about you before, but this display of lunacy is something I'll always associate with you. I'm glad your movie career is in the toilet. Not much chance of you popping up in a movie I want to see. Though I did just buy Justice League Dark, and there's now no way I can watch it, with you as the voice of Superman. I'll have to wait, and hope I can somehow forget what I witnessed.