tests dildos out in the store
Just like wow
Thats so.. wrong
Well where should they be tested ?
shareIn an orifice, ideally.
shareYes ideally
shareBut still in the store. Hopefully they have a fitting room.
Oh good Lord, imagine that. Imagine how many children would end up conceived in there (only referring to the hetero sex obviously, but meanwhile I'm visualizing two girls going in together to test out a bunch of dildos on each other, with only the saliva dripping from their tongues to lubricate the sensitive, intimate areas as their mouths also take part in the exploration and titillation of each others' sweaty, convulsing, writhing, bare bodies).