Let Me Get This Straight: Hef Is Dead, But That Asshole Stan Lee Is Still Alive . . . ?

I'm very impressed, Shogun. I've an online persona that is based on, but different from, my real-world self, just like my real name is not R_Kane. Professionaly and personally, I help people to improve their lives, and I love it. I once took a trip with Uber, at the end of which my driver said, "Thank you. I spend two minutes with you, and you change how I look at the world." As a disabled athlete, I've helped to develop new prosthetics technologies that have liberated others who also have above-knee leg amputations. As a gym rat, I've had hundreds of strangers walk up to me and say how much I have inspired and motivated them. As a patient, I have had many medical professionals tell me how much they have learned from me, which allows them to help others. And, as an author, I have helped thousands upon thousands of people to have lives that are more globally healthy, because you cannot have a healthy body absent a healthy spirit.

Online, I'm just a little darker. Dark is not necessarily bad. Light is not necessarily good. Life is a balance of both.