How bad of an actress do you have to be?
I mean come on, if you can't really land any good roles when you're THAT beautiful and you have to resort to 'Dancing with the Stars' to try and get your name out there again.. something's just not right. You've been in some pop movies and you should have your pick of the roles out there, but you can't seem to land anything big? You're just not that good of an actress, honey.
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.