Lorenzo Lamas
Of course. Mickey Rourke is 3 times as handsome.
In the 80s and early 90s... this is true.
Rourke looks like Darth Vader with his helmet off. Guess you like rough trade, thweetheart.
Nah, he's got that greasy Latin philandering con artist vibe, like an aging pool boy.
Lamas always got his dick wet based on his looks alone.