Jedi Master?

He'd have been an incredible Jedi master .. but only when he felt like it, and only when the pubs were shut!

he would be a good jedi master, one like qui-gon, but wiser.

DAMN, that's SUCH a good idea. would've loved to see him as one



Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Yes I have!
LOOK!
Just a flesh wound.

he would have been a more awesome yoda. he would have out-yodaed yoda!

Aye, but he'd tell the emperer to *beep* all his force *beep* sit down with a pint o guiness then take it outside an sort it out like men...and in the ensuing brawl Harris would give him a bloody good hiding!

...the only exeption to this would be perhaps if he'd been giving a few too many hidings and banging a few too many exquisite women, in which case theyd just settle it with a good old arm-wrestle

Perfection in darkness