Me vs Heather Graham - Letter

I came across this from facebook. Since I live in Vegas she seems rude toward the city -


ME VS. HEATHER GRAHAM

Dear Heather Graham,

I was having a nice chat with you at a party in Los Angeles seven years ago, until I used a curse word in casual conversation, and you stormed off.

Then your friend Nadia Dajani told me you hate cursing so much, you walk away from people who curse, which confused me since I’ve seen you naked on screen, and I couldn’t process these two Heather Graham character traits.

Regardless, I am legitimately sorry I offended you.

But now it is time for me to walk away from you, since you bashed my beloved Las Vegas in the British edition of OK magazine while promoting the upcoming “Hangover 3” movie, saying:

“People seem phony, they’re spending all their money and it’s sad. And it’s also so cold with this permanent air conditioning everywhere. I’m more the person who wants to be outside and look at a tree. I don’t want to look at a machine.”

Heather, I am so sorry our beautiful land has no trees and no real human beings made of flesh and blood and feelings.

But I offer you a hearty congratulations on your new trailer, which you described as so “gorgeous, you can live in there.” I hope you, Hollywood actress, enjoy staring at a tree in that trailer, and stock it up with people who aren’t phony friends from Hollywood.

Sincerely, Not Happy With You Right Now.