he hsd turley saslad and salt and vinegar chops
Bullshit
What?! Did you not see what he ordered? That's proof. Check it... somehow. Side note - What exactly is "turley saslad"? Sounds like the name of a Lithuanian in the World's Strongest Man competition. And vinegar pork chops sound disgusting.
Who paid the check?
he did
Sounds legit.
He only eats rice and drinks fruit smoothies. He believes it is the key to immortality. It is impossible to become ill with that diet.