Space thots kept interrupting him
After he landed, the thots/gold diggers all came running to hug each one as they got out while yelling at the top of their lungs. When Shatner got out to hug Bezos and give his semi-brain scrambled eloquent speech of amazeballz, them thots/gold diggers yelled over him and Bezos was just patting him on the shoulder before ignoring him for a short while to grab some champagne to jizz pop off on each other. They were jizz popping the froth on Shatner as well but he seemed stunned if not a bit frustrated before trying to resume his Space The Final Frontier speech. Finally Bezos's dick brain finally settled down and let him talk. For a 90 yo, he didn't seem as surprised at it once he got up there unlike the other passengers flipping around upside down and such. I'd probably go meh if I got sent up there as I have already seen it in books and videos from the ISS unless there was some interesting disaster event happening below.
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