I want to sex this man…

I can’t help it. Every time a commercial for Lie To Me comes on I have to stop what I’m doing, then stare at the screen, then be incapable of thinking straight for 10 minutes because all I can think of is how much I want to sex Tim Roth.

I’ve been in love with the man for years. He’s such a brilliant actor and I love most of his movies. I can’t honestly explain my attraction to him. He’s 28 years older than me for god’s sake! All my relatives and friends think I’m crazy. I own the majority of his movies. I have posters of him on my walls, not Brad Pitt, not Robert Pattinson, but this short little man who’s practically the definition of sex as far as my eyes are concerned.

I love you Tim Roth. You rock and you are sexy.

That’s all.

Yay! Lie To Me comes on tonight! Hehehe.