Just saw Sam Neill tonight in Vancouver

Tonight I went to go see this Burlesque play called "Terror at Rock Out Beach!" for the record hella funny, and always great to see titties on stage. Anyways it's on Granville Island in Vancouver. So I go there and meet up with a couple of friends, we buy our tickets and get our seats...one of my friends decides to go out for a smoke before the play starts so I said I'll stay and make sure nobody else takes them, cause they were good *beep* seats. I'm digressing, but anyways as I'm sitting there watching people come in and look for seats I see Sam *beep* Neill, and I'm like "I recognize this *beep* dude, it's Sam *beep* Neill", and he's with this shorter, huskier gentlemen and they stroll up the stairs passing my isle, and decide to take seats on the other side of the theater, and all I could do is watch him.

Later on I'm chatting with some other cats during intermission, and one of these girls, who's a mutual friend says that she heard there was a "Celebrity" at the show, and I'm like hell yeah, and we both say Sam Neill simultaneously. Also, she said her friend spotted him walking out during intermission and uttered his name to get his attention, and he just kept on walking. Irish Kiwi brother ain't wanted to be seen.

Not the biggest Celebrity, but I dug seeing him there, I'm sure he enjoyed titties as much as the next guy. It was an awesome show and seeing him, even for a moment was total icing...apparently during intermission he and his buddy went for a "group meeting", went to go puff the magic dragon, take a drag of the grass...went to go smoke some weed is what I'm getting at.

Thanks for reading, I'm sure I could have explained this without dragging on so much, but whatever.