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I fapped to her in my youth


She will be missed.

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What an idiot....

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dumbass

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You must not have been a boy in the 80s. You would have fapped tp her too.

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Imagine if it had been Claudia Schiffer who had been in the legendary Whitesnake video for Here I Go Again. In the January/February 2003 issue of FHM, Tawny explained why Claudia didn't get to be in it. The night before the shoot, Tawny went over to the director’s house, he took one look at her and said “Call up the agency and fire the girl.”

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That's awesome, I didn't know that.

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She did soft porn. She was morally flexible.

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She was rumored to have done a sex tape with O.J. Simpson.

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Someone dies and you say I used to jerk-off to her. Classless.

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She would be proud.

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Not that surprising coming from you now is it? There is a thing called class, perhaps you should learn it. Although I fear for you it might be too late.

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He's a lost cause. I have no doubt his whole life is filled with "fapping". It's the closest he will ever get to a woman. I almost feel sorry for him. You could put a dress on a warthog and he'd "fap" to it.

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True.

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Come on man, that's just tacky and disrespectful to post, especially after she passed away.

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Disrespectful to who? Do you think she or her family is going to read this? Save your made up indignation for someone else.

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Grow up.

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Pretty rich from someone with the handle "stinkypoopypants".

Fuckoffnowplease.

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This is a family account and we let our youngest son name it.

So again, grow up.

You bore me, I am not going to reply to you anymore.

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I pray that's true, you fucking douchebag.

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For some people - too many people - Dignity is an Option they would rather not pursue.

And I'm sending this to StinkyPoopyPants! Go figure.

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I can only assume the images and videos inspiring you to fap to her are still available. So I don't think she will be missed in that context.

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What does fapped mean???

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Google Fappening.

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Ima scared to Google it...😨😱

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Just go to the Wikipedia page for it.

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Ima still scared....😂

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You can also yahoo it or bing it if you dont use google, as I do

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It's slang for masturbating. Hi Galactus03! 😊

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Why fapping though???

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My son said it has to do with the sound of it 😂

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Beat your meat, pound your pud, choke your chicken, masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, yank your chain, whip up some pearl jam, pull your peter, beating off, take rosey palm and her five sisters to the dance, whackin', whack off,etc...

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I fapped to you in my youth.

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You fapped to the thought of me in your mouth? Awesome.

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Thanks for informing us that that's the most amount of action you have gotten your entire life.

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Zing! You really got me! Super original material too. I bow to your well crafted jest good sir. Perhaps you have a future in hosting a late night talk show? Your kind of raw comedic talent is far and few between, please don't let it go to waste. Have you considered last comic standing? Is that still a thing? If not, your razor sharp wit could undoubtedly revive the entire series with your presence. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the next great comedian of our generation!!!

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Who said I was trying to be funny? What I got from your post is that you haven't had much luck with the ladies and needed to point out on these boards that you masturbated to a woman who was recently deceased. There would be no other reason for you to point that out in those circumstances.

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He's a loser. In his youth is probably the last time he saw his tiny weenie. He's probably so fat now he can't see anything below his belly and has to relive his youthful fapping days by coming here and posting the crap he does. Pathetic.

Anyway, I put him on ignore because he's just going to post more crap. I highly advise it.

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You didn't put me on ignore you sad fuck, or else how who you know who he's talking about, dipshit.

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how who you know who he's talking about


Pretty easy to figure out.

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He has replied directly to me multiple times today, I'm not on his ignore list. He's trying to be cute.

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🤣😂 Enough, I can't take it anymore. You are soooooooo fucking funny!

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If you think that's supposed to be funny then your standards are low.

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Zing! You just keep rolling them out!

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That wasn't a joke. I don't know you could think that.

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Are you secretly Jeff Foxworthy, because you are slaying it. Tell me a "you might be a redneck" joke.

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You think Jeff Foxworthy is funny? That explains why you're so confused.

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Burk, this is your mother. Stop masturbating in the basement. You better not be using my good towels again. Put your phone down and come upstairs for supper. And wash your hands for crying out loud.

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Lmao!!!

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