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Awful handjob skills


I guess the director of Destroyer asked her to be particularly terrible, but that scene is cringe worthy not because of how creepy that guy and his requests are, but because her skills look goddamned awful!.

She has shot three handjob scenes, one worst than the other.
Look em up, the saddest compilation ever.

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No, Skyler white gives the worst handjobs

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Well she is a tough competitor for that title, but at least she does not mind it.
Kidman always looks traumatized by it. She is the champ.

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I can't think of another actress outside porno that has done THREE handjob scenes. She must love doing them. Is it a contract clause she has or something? THREE!?!

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It does seem awfully coincidental. I'm picturing her in a room full of discarded scripts, reading them one by one until she finds one with a handjob scene, then excitedly calling her agent to arrange for an audition. LOL.

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AGENT: Hang on a second, Harry, I've got Nicole on the other line.

HARRY: Oh, I'll let you go, I know how those stars are.

AGENT: Not this one, Harry, not this one. (click)
Hey there, Ms. Kidman, what can I do for you today?

KIDMAN: I found one! I found a script I really want to do!

AGENT: That's great Ms. Kidman, what convinced you?

KIDMAN: There's a great handjob scene halfway through the second act! It specifically says "disgusted"! This is what I've been training for!

AGENT: Okay, but you know, people are starting to wonder if you're becoming type-cast. Wouldn't you like to try enjoying one for once?

KIDMAN: Did Marlon Brando enjoy giving handjobs? I don't think so! Anyway, I'm not a method actor. Hmm... but maybe...

AGENT: Uh, I'll have to look into that. Okay, send the script over, and we'll get the lawyers working on the contract, make sure the "no pleasure" clause is airtight, the whole 9 yards, you know, the way you insisted we do it, anything for you, Ms. Kidman.

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Hilarious.

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This is pure genius:

AGENT: Hang on a second, Harry, I've got Nicole on the other line.

HARRY: Oh, I'll let you go, I know how those stars are.

AGENT: Not this one, Harry, not this one. (click)
Hey there, Ms. Kidman, what can I do for you today?

KIDMAN: I found one! I found a script I really want to do!

AGENT: That's great Ms. Kidman, what convinced you?

KIDMAN: There's a great handjob scene halfway through the second act! It specifically says "disgusted"! This is what I've been training for!

AGENT: Okay, but you know, people are starting to wonder if you're becoming type-cast. Wouldn't you like to try enjoying one for once?

KIDMAN: Did Marlon Brando enjoy giving handjobs? I don't think so! Anyway, I'm not a method actor. Hmm... but maybe...

AGENT: Uh, I'll have to look into that. Okay, send the script over, and we'll get the lawyers working on the contract, make sure the "no pleasure" clause is airtight, the whole 9 yards, you know, the way you insisted we do it, anything for you, Ms. Kidman.

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I just realized she's in a movie called "Stoker." She probably misread the script title and thought it was "Stroker" and had her agent sign the contract right away.

https://moviechat.org/tt1682180/Stoker

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That is a fact.
I can only imagine her disappointment when she realized there was no handjob scene. Poor Nicole.

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I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD...AND IT KEEPS POPPING UP....FIRST OFF IT'S STUPID AND CHILDISH...SECOND...I KEEP HAVING TO SEE NICOLE KIDMAN'S CREEPER FACE...I KIND OF HATE HER...ALSO...I GURANTEE SHE ISN'T JERKING ANYONE OFF.

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Movie handjobs, whether self-administered or given by another character, are always frantic jerking, as fast as possible. In my vast real-life experience (especially of the former type), that's not usually the way it's done.

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Thanks for this. That's the gist of my point early on in this thread.

For non explicit content, it almost has to be done that way. A good sensual handjob is more of a massage and not much movement away from the explicit area.

When they're just showing from the elbows up, it works better on screen with that frantic jerking motion.

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