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I'm posting this for awareness. A hilarious story that I hope is true.

posted 2 years ago by [deleted]
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"Leonardo DiCaprio is selfish, lazy and downright rude. She [my friend] told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signalled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.

"The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change.

"But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his "date" was left wondering what was in this for her," the source added.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/leonardo-dicaprio-uses-headphones-vapes-27989631

So cold and selfish. It has to be true surely? How and why would anyone make something so silly up?

Not a great lover it would seem.

[–] Redsfan001 (6157) 2 years ago

Norm Macdonald, a big Burt Reynolds fan, told a somewhat similar story about Mr. Reynolds.

Norm met Burt in a casino, where Burt said a few days ago was he up in the penthouse with a beautiful brunette. After making out in the bed, she got up and told Burt she had to go to the bathroom. Burt heard her taking a shit, so he got up and left. Norm asked him how could you leave a beautiful woman up there alone, Burt replied "I can get another one when I get off the elevator."

The lesson: Beautiful woman are a dime a dozen for alpha males.

[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

Heard stuff like this before.

I think he's mostly gay, but so cemented into his closet that he may still be trying to convince himself he's bi. Even if it takes a viagra and gay porn playing on his headphones to get through sex with a girl.