Vaccination Rates Plummet As More Celebrities Say They Won't Hang Out With The Unvaccinated
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Aniston has vowed to block and cease all communication with the unvaccinated, making a very strong case for never getting the vaccine. Many say they would rather die of COVID than hear from celebrities.
"So, if I don't get vaccinated, I never have to hear from Jennifer Aniston ever again? Say no more!" said one man, exiting the line to get the vaccine in front of a Los Angeles clinic. "This is great! Not being vaccinated now seems like one of the best value propositions of all time. Of all time!"