No biological children - Woody Allen Discussion

[–] TheWhiteHotel (44) 4 years ago

Why would you assume Ronan Farrow was not his son?

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

Because he looks like Frank Sinatra ?

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[–] TheWhiteHotel (44) 4 years ago

There might be slight resemblance but that's hardly proof. He looks most like his mother. And despite Mia Farrow's rather mischievous comments a few years ago, from most accounts I have heard Sinatra was in no shape to father a child in 1987.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

Where there's a willy there's a way.

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[–] TheWhiteHotel (44) 4 years ago

Haha, normally I would agree, but not always. Sinatra's daughter Nancy has claimed that Frank had a vasectomy years before Ronan was born.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

And you believe her ?

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[–] TheWhiteHotel (44) 4 years ago

I have no reason not to. It would be an odd thing to lie about.

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[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 4 years ago

Um, how about reputation?
Hey your seventie year old daddy had an extramarital affair with a thirty year younger married woman and impregnated her. Classy.
And more importantly: you think Nancy wants to share the nice heritage with her new little brother... 😘

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[–] TheWhiteHotel (44) 4 years ago

Meh, I'm not sure Frank's reputation would have been adversely affected by such a revelation. Enhanced possibly. And the inheritance would have been designated in a Will, not handed out to anyone citing a rumour. But anyway, we are speculating about speculation, no one has ever seriously floated the possibility that Ronan Farrow and Frank Sinatra are related.

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[–] bop101 (148) 4 years ago

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[–] Otter (24464) 4 years ago

There's no telling who Ronan's father is by looking at him, he's basically a clone of his mother. Looks like her in every feature, he could actually be Allen's.

And Ronan wears pale blue contacts to change the color of his eyes, BTW, that's not an indicator of being related to anyone famous for their ol' blue eyes. When he was a kid, his eyes were the same dark blue as Mia's.

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[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 4 years ago

Of course this is pure speculation on my side but I think Woody shares the same fate as George Lucas. Even if a child resembles one parent far more than the other, there's always a little hint, a small trace from the second parent. Looking a numerous photos of Woody, especially as young man without glases, there is absolutly nothing, not one bit of Ronan to be found.
It's also very telling that he doesn't have biological children with Soon Yi. But who knows.

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[–] Quasimodo (16388) 4 years ago

He clearly looks like Frank Sinatra more than he looks like his mother.

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[–] Otter (24464) 4 years ago

Yeah, well, Sinatra and Mia have similar bone structure, so much so that there's an old rumor about Sinatra being Mia's biological father. True! That icky rumor has been floating around since the 1960s.

Which brings us back to Ronan being a total clone of Mia, with bleached hair and light blue contacts. There's no visible trace of his father in his face, whoever that is. He's like a parthenogenic conception.

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[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 4 years ago

Maybe an unknown third party involved.

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[–] Otter (24464) 4 years ago

An old woman once told me "It's ridiculous the way they give babies the father's family name. After all, you can always tell who a baby's mother is...".

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[–] Adam60z (3774) 4 years ago

No, he never addressed it because Ronan was brainwashed by his evil lying mother and devil step-sister. It's Mia who fed the rumors about Frank Sinatra. They should go on Maury and tell Woody, you are NOT the father!

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

How kind of you, AckbarsRevenge, to worry whether or not Woody has been shooting blanks all these years. He always denied the incidents in his films were autobiographical but one could assume any artist forced into strange personal conflicts will invariably use it in their work. The subject of shooting blanks first surfaced in Woody's films around the time of "Hannah and Her Sisters" in '86.

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[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 4 years ago

I'm not worried moron, I'm raising an interesting question that, if resolved by Woody Allen, could expose Mia Farrow as the lying and manipulative bitch that she is.

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9381) 4 years ago

You a moron, but not a worried one?

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[–] raymondoz2007 (2098) 4 years ago

Didn't Morgan Freeman marry his granddaughter?

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9381) 4 years ago

Great-granddaughter

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[–] Pete314 (3123) 4 years ago

Step-granddaughter

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[–] jewoogle (2269) 4 years ago

money can buy u a hot wife but if u look as goofy as this dude there is no way ur trophy wife isnt cheating on you behind your back hahahaha. Maury says he is not the father!!!!