Top Ten Reasons Why Buster Keaton is THE PERFECT MAN!

Top Ten Reasons Why Buster Keaton is THE PERFECT MAN!

10. Most beautiful facial features. EVER. The profile is pure Sherlock Holmes. Nice hair, especially when worn long enough so at the sides are cute little curls you can just imagine twirling around your finger.

9. He looks totally awesome dressed to the nines and if possible even better scruffy, or even a little of both.

8. He has a diabolically ingenious mind and is hysterically funny. You'd never get bored. Very pleasant voice, and musically talented to boot.

7. He does that precious little pout thing with the big sad puppy dog eyes. He is also kind and sweet to animals and they like him. Animals are good judges of character.

6. Mechanically minded, would be handy around the house with all those gadgets, can climb anything and probably wouldn't even need a ladder. Plus, the little choo choo trains are sooooo cute! (Not so sure I'd follow him onto a boat, though.)

5. At around 5'6" he is compact and wouldn't take up much space. Also would not have to bend down to kiss you.

4. Most of his leading ladies are cute little brunettes and I'm a cute little brunette so can identify with them a lot better than leggy blondes. This makes the movies extra fun to watch, also shows his good taste.

3. He is to-die-for romantic. Those EYES, the most exquisite in the world. Language is inadequate to describe. Also, the body language--he is the all-time master of non-verbal communication. He can be very tender, gentle, and careful and turn a woman to total mush if he so desires.

2. PERFECT physical specimen able to take any amount of abuse without complaint. Here is a body that just won't quit. You'd never have to worry about damaging him or wearing him out--he keeps coming back for more. Obviously he could do anything physically he jolly well had a mind to which causes the imagination to run amok. Nuff said!

1. He's dead, and dead guys don't talk back.

(Okay, that last one was a little mean, but all the others are true.)

Originally posted on Internet Movie Database, November 19, 2011