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The FDA releases warning to avoid drinking cactus water as 47 people are rushed to hospital.

posted 7 days ago by samoanjoes (57758)
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I don't know why they're surprised they got sick. Cactus water is spiked.

[–] Daft_Munks (4737) 7 days ago

Cactus puns will never desert me.

[–] samoanjoes (57758) 7 days ago

Okay, hear me out: Nottingham Deserts. They'll push Nottingham Forest out of popularity in no time.

[–] rootvegetables (1810) 7 days ago

People have been experiencing a prickling sensation.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78047) 7 days ago

You have a dry sense of humor.

[–] samoanjoes (57758) 7 days ago

I said this joke from the inside of the cactus. I'm very wet. (Not in that way).

[–] parkerbot (9861) 7 days ago

[–] samoanjoes (57758) 7 days ago

He's wearing that but he's the one judging me?

[–] parkerbot (9861) 7 days ago

I don't think he's wearing it. I think he's a cactus-human hybrid.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39226) 6 days ago

This pricked my curiosity.