Follow The Fold And Stray No More
So I'm mulling about the local entertainment/restaurant venue, and the Salvation Army Band is playing Christmas tunes in the courtyard... I tell the missus that I should come back tomorrow with a tight roll of dollar bills and "make it rain" on the band (like at the strip club.) Missus says "don't you dare!"
I think someone should try this and see if it breaks the internet.