Steven Spielberg releasing documentary about botched circumcision he received as a baby. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] BKB (10108) a month ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/applause-clapping-nicolas-cage-xTiTnC5cMmUx9bfWYU

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[–] Stratego (30582) a month ago

I'd like to laugh at a joke about Spielberg, but it's really not a funny subject.

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

I was going to make a joke about the Dutch, but my mind was clogged.

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[–] Stratego (30582) a month ago

Hmm, better, but not very original. It's always that clog thing or a finger up some dike.

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

What if you put your finger up an animal like a Hague?

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[–] Stratego (30582) a month ago

What the hell is a hague???

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

Isn't it pronounced "hog"?

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[–] Stratego (30582) a month ago

No, man.

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

So they've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time?!?!

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[–] Stratego (30582) a month ago

As always. Van Gogh doesn't sound like Van Cock either.

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[–] parkerbot (9329) a month ago

Oi vey.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/E954/production/_119123795_newcropimage.jpg

He's doing a face palm. I don't want to share the reverse angle because I'm in the background and my hair was a bit messy.

Why do Jewish women like circumcised men?
They can't resist anything 25% off.

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

That's worse than mine.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77577) a month ago

This joke is not kosher!

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[–] jk90us (7367) a month ago

😄😄😄

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[–] Bloodshot77 (13848) a month ago

I thought you were going to say it was a rip off.

Signed, million man.

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

That would hurt even more.

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[–] WildBillKelso (15) a month ago

Interestingly enough, unlike most director cuts, this one is shorter than the original.

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[–] nyctc7 (43721) a month ago

Was it this guy?
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fm64b2ec3u1hb1.jpg&rdt=52114

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[–] samoanjoes (57071) a month ago

No this guy. He looks trustworthy.
https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/videos/6083882/thumb/3.jpg?ip=x480