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samoanjoes introduces you to a bad song: vol 18


Canada picking up another L on this one. Absolutely atrocious. No message, no beat, the chorus is boring as shit and repetitive and the lyrics don't even sound like they were written before recording it. An absolute soulless mess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESXgJ9-H-2U

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Why do you hate us so much😩

Actually, this song could have been a US chart topper in the 90s when most pop music sounded like it.

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I think it's secretly his favorite song.

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Me too, I think he even dresses like that and hires homeless guys to twirl him in the air while he dances around his driveway😂

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I hate everything about this song. Especially that awful chorus.

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Hey, I didn't force you to click.

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I’m suing you anyway!

TBH that was not an awful song and the chick was pretty cute. It’s just VERY 90s club scene music.

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I'm deducting 8 MovieChat points from you for this.

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Well that only leaves me with one MC point!

Are you trying to get me nuked by the Mods?!?

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This is actually ok (in a 5/10 meh way). You have to give her credit for doing a one long take video with no editing.

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The dance moves suck and there are onlookers in the background, so I don't care that it's one take. And I think you're being way too generous with this song.

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It’s just not shite enough.

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shocked to see this from you, of all people🤨

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Trust me, I’m not saying this is a masterpiece or that it’s the future of music, I’m just saying that if you’re going to make a thread about crap songs, then the songs cited should be the worst of the absolute worst - this song is just meh.

I demand to hear utter shite! No, wait, that doesn’t sound right 🤔

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pretty bad.Why do you hate your fellow moiechattersso much as to inflict this misery upon us?

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This is step one in my plot for world domination.

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Credit where it's due:


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I like this. Not In the same league as the others you've posted.

Here's a British classic for you lol...

https://youtu.be/b-zjp48RXhg?si=JfDMZKmVHtHt86nx

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10/10. Would attend the concert.

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🤭 believe it or not, they were very popular in the mid 90s. I think their first single was number 1.

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Now this is the kind of crap I’m talking about.

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😄

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4/10 Unimpressive pop. She has a great voice though and some nice choreography.

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YOU CAN EAT ME ON THIS ONE...I DIG IT.

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Predictable. Extremely common Kowalskian L. You need help, Clay.

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If anyone has ever been overtly predictable on this board, it's been you, #1 ATTENTION WHORE!

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Hi, db.

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