His: Sex On The Beach Hers: Sand Up The Wahoo!
There is only one proper way for a guy to order a drink: neat.
Well yeah, which is why I always go home first and take a shower after working a hard day drilling for oil. I gotta look neat to feel my best when ordering those beers with the guys.
Unless the dude is Beau from Anyone But You, who ended up with sand up the anteater
That is why I am always prepared and wear a condom 24/7.