Inside the liquor store today. The Sombrero lid hat was not glued on and I ended up flinging the bottle and it shattered into a million pieces. I'm so embarrassed to go back. Might be time to quit drinking.
Signed, million man
LMAO...MAYBE.
shareMaybe just switch Tequila brands? Fuck El Toro if they are too cheap to put glue on the Sombrero
Signed, million man
PLASTIC BOTTLE BOOZE IS BOTH AFFORDABLE AND SAFE FOR HANDLING BY HEAVY DRINKERS.
shareAlright I'll get into it... I was making fun of a former co worker that was standing on the side of the building doing sex talk with his wife going "oooh mami" I was doing an imitation of him and I look up and there is this hot Spanish chick who delivers parts to us standing there giving me the dirtiest look. I had no idea she was there and probably thinks I was cat calling her. Which I wasn't.
Signed, million man
LMAO...PROBLEM SOLVED...NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER...TELL HER KOWALSKI MADE YOU DO IT...SHE WILL HAVE HEARD OF ME AND MY STRENGTH AND HUMOR AND LET IT GO.
shareDid the liquor store guy charge you for the Tequila?
shareNo just the one I left with. Fuck El Toro. Those bastards. He said that's why we have insurance. He is like a fat gay dude.
Signed, million man
How do you know he's gay?
shareYUP...WHICH IS WHY HE IS TEXTING US FROM THE STORE...WHERE HE IS ON ALL FOURS WITH A STRAW GETTING HIS MONEY'S WORTH.
shareWhen I first saw your topic, I thought this was going to be a Jimmy Buffet question.
shareNot too long ago I was at a liquor store buying a 25oz can of cheap beer. The can slipped out my hand and hit the floor then it exploded! There was beer everywhere. I was so embarrassed that I mumbled an apology then I left the store never to return.
shareLol. I like that story. Makes me feel better. I'm such a clutz lately.
Signed, million man
MCLOVIN!
shareWhy not switch to beer so you can drink all day and still maintain?
shareAmateur 🤣👍
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