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What would you like to thank Jesus for

posted a year ago by Bennymuso (1232)
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What would you like to thank Jesus for.

[–] 123Guy (7668) a year ago

yor mom

[–] Kowalski (77040) a year ago

FOR GOING BACK IN TIME AND PUTTING A CONDOM ON YOUR DAD'S PENIS...HE HAS NOT ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AS OF YET...BUT I AM CONFIDENT THAT HE WILL ANY DAY NOW.

[–] MarcTale (91) a year ago

For not existing. Otherwise he'd be cruel and perv@rted.

[–] [deleted] a year ago

For creating atheists and the smug they exude.

[–] BKB (10678) a year ago

I would like to Thank Jesus for giving us President Donald Trump so that each and every day going forward heading into the 2024 Election, Liberals can soundly lose their minds on a daily basis over this man, RENT FREE