That the guy at the liquor store has memorized my name? Signed, million man.
do they have a photo of you as customer of the month??
I'm sure I'm not the only regular there. Signed, million man.
do you have a discount card??
I only wish. Signed, million man.
THEY HAVE A PHOTO OF HIM BEHIND THE COUNTER...BUT NOT FOR CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH...HE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE STORE FOR LEWD BEHAVIOR.
most wanted poster
Not if he gives you free snacks with your liquor.
No. I consider that pretty normal.
That's my boy. Signed, million man.
It's fine. It only becomes an issue when you remember his.
I know his name and his health issues. It’s possible I drink a lot! Fuck it, no quit in me.
My liquor guy pulls my bottle as soon as my car pulls up.