Ever broken a bone

OOFAH!!! That sounds awful, hope you are OK now.

I got a busted nose roughhousing with pals as a kid. We were playing Jedi with broomsticks, it didn’t end well.

Got really drunk at the old Yankee Stadium, slipped in a puddle of beer and lost the use of my thumb for a few months. I still feel that one twenty years later.

Busted the right ankle hopping a fence to help the old lady that lived next door with her garden. That still aches, I can’t dance no more😆

Messing around as a 13 yr old playing human pyramids. I was one of those at the bottom (of five tiers). Someone near the top wobbled a little too much and the whole lot came down - landing on my outstretched arm. Broke it at the wrist, forearm, and shoulder. I was in a cast for eight weeks.

A DOZEN BROKEN TOES...A COUPLE NOSE BREAKS...THREE BOXER FRACTURES OF THE RGHT HAND.

[deleted]

[deleted]

Slipped on some rocks and broke my leg in three places, while hiking alone in the desert. Fortunately, I was within sight of the parking lot and had cell reception, so calling an ambulance was easy-peasy, and I've invested in some good walking sticks so it won't happen again.

However, a friend is planning an 800 mile solo desert hike, a hike he's had to quit once because of a comparatively minor injury. He's close to my age, over sixty, and I'm afraid that he's going to get injured far from help, and nobody will ever see him again. You do NOT fuck around with the American desert!

I've never broken a bone in my body

As a kid, I was running and the tip of my ring finger hit against my hoodie zipper. Months later I told my doctor about it. He said, "It may have been broken but nothing to be done about it now."