Ever seen your parents drunk

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never, only seen them have one or maybe 2 glass of wine or beer rarely. they were a good influence on me. I became an alcoholic as a kiddo but always knew it wasn't the right path and now have been off the liquor for a year and a half

I've seen my dad drunk at a Christmas party when I was younger. We had to have a family friend take us home.

Not really, my mom is like a hundred pounds, so she gets tipsy easily, flushed skin and giggling.
My dad can take booze! I think I've seen him hungover once, but that's it.

Never (and my kids have never seen me drunk, either).

Yes

Never! My parents would have a glass of wine maybe 3-4 times a year, and act like it was a big deal.

I, of course, grew up to be a lush. Well, ex-lush.

No