Shit! Never been there yet brother, thank God.
I worked in a small deli back in High School. A big guy co-worker, his name might have been Bob, I’m going back like 32 years so I forgot his name. He tells me he’s going to take a piss, I’m over here cutting ham and making egg salad, I don’t think anything of it. ‘Go take a pish, what do I care?!’
Then I heard screaming like a murder was going on so I busted into the bathroom to find Bobby (or whatever his name was) holding his cock and I looked in the toilet.
He was crying like a little girl, he was bigger than me!
There was blood and a piece of gravel in there, like a piece of aquarium gravel, mostly white but a bit yellowish.
I still can’t believe a rock that size passed through Bobby’s dick hole!
Scary!
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Bloodshot77 (13855)
a year ago
He's lucky he passed it naturally. It feels like someone is holding a torch to your kidney. Let me tell ya, I was crying like a little girl and screaming as loud as I could.
Signed, million man.
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ShogunofYonkers (77588)
a year ago
Oh man, I hope to never have to do any of that.
I was recently ill, a tiny bug called a ‘Deer Tick’ stung me good so they did blood work on me. Turns out I’m in surprisingly good health despite my best efforts to fuck everything up LOL!
Seriously though, shower right after yard work and look at your ‘nooks and crannies!’
The tiniest things can really ruin your week.
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Bloodshot77 (13855)
a year ago
Oh trust me, I know. Caught a couple crawling up my socks.
Signed, million man.
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ShogunofYonkers (77588)
a year ago
If you ever shoot a Whitetail Deer you just watch those viscous ticks jump ship. Put the dead Deer body over a handy nearby log or a rock wall, head down to drain out, gut it fast and leave the belly cavity propped open with a handy branch so it can cool off. This keeps the meat good. Leave the guts for the Coyotes, they should get to eat too.
But leave the area for an hour, do some more hunting. Those Deer are simply covered in ticks, ticks have a weird instinct for knowing when the ship is sunk and when their deer goes down under your rifle. Kill the Whitetail, butcher it fast and leave the area, it’ll be swarming with ticks bailing the ship within minutes.
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Bloodshot77 (13855)
a year ago
Thanks for another reason not to hunt. Hopefully the bunnies running around my yard will absorb the ticks meant for me.
Signed, million man.
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ShogunofYonkers (77588)
a year ago
Hunting is quite a sport!
Give it a try👍
I like the Mossberg 500 shotgun, it comes with two barrels, a shortie for slugs and a big long one for buckshot and small game pellet rounds and several choke plugs to maintain your aim.
The Marlin lever action .35 can really shoot the lights out as well. Remington 170 grain cartridges cycle fast and always feed this rifle just fine.
I dislike the semi auto rifles and pistols, they all seem finicky about the ammo and they jam up.
At least in my experience, I know we have a few former Army/National Guard guys here so maybe they could weigh in?
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