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Would you marry a dwarf


Under 4ft.

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If I was madly in love, why not?

It's not like I'd have to worry about our children having to cope with dwarfish, there would be absolutely no worries about children.

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No. Not judging anyone who does or anything, but I'm just over 6ft tall and won't date women under 5'4 because it's just seems weird. I like women around 5'7 or so.

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LMAO...I AM 6'6"...I LOVE SHORT WOMEN...THE SMALLER THE BETTER...FUNNY HOW PERSPECTIVE IS SO DIFFERENT FROM PERSON TO PERSON.

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IN MY EARLY 20S I DATED A LITTLE PERSON...NATASHA...JUST OVER 4 FEET TALL,BLONDE HAIR A WONDERFUL SMILE...SHE WAS VERY COOL AND I WOULD HAVE HAD NO ISSUE MARRYING HER.

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maybe.

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Only if she was a gay SJW, black, disabled and had a speech impediment !

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what if jordan peterson approves?

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I have certain physical requirements for people I get with. So in general dwarfism, obesity, disability are deal breakers.

Yes, I could marry a dwarf, a fat slob or a quadriplegic but they'd have to have an overwhelming personality and bring something extra to the table to compensate.

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Must have cock.

Signed, million man.

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Are you gay?

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No, sorry.

Signed, million man.

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You don't have to apologize. It's not like I'm trying to get in your pants.

Why must the dwarf have a cock, if you're not gay?

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I just read the first sentence you said and figured that would be a requirement. Put your hand down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts.

Signed, million man.

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I'd kick you in the nuts first.

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He he. Well deserved.

Signed, million man.

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Sure, Smurfette was totally sexy with that blonde hair and her little white high heels …perhaps I’ve said too much, I’ll just let myself out the back kitchen door:/

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Celebrity you'd most like to have sex with?

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Hollywood lore has it that Smurfette was just very flirty but she never put out😔!

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I prefer midgets.

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