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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. But looks like it's too late for you.
shareLol I always loved that expression
shareBut would you rather have a dick in your butt than button your dick?
shareIt's a clever play on words but of course it doesn't hold up to scrutiny. You don't have to choose between being a drunk and being a mindless drone, it's a false dilemma. And on top of that it was just part of Tom Waits stage persona of being the hopeless heavy drinking skid row bum when he was actually from a middle class background and lives a conventional married life with three children.
I wouldn't want to be registered as a sex offender for the rest of my life. Your neighbors would know you're peter lover. Sticks and stones for being called a homo.
shareI deem you a homo, Homo.
shareso you must b the new karen, where you like to go on threads and insult random people, dyke.
shareYou've got me all figured out. Smart homo.🎓🍎
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Got lucky.
shareNo
shareyes.
shareStill no
sharestill yes!
shareThere's nothing worse than being deemed a homo, it's irredeemable !
But society loves trans and gays these days. If you come out you get celebrated.
shareDo you get a cake? An award of some sort? People stopping you in the street for hugs and selfies?
Celebrated my arse. At best you get the right to live your life as you want. The downside is you have to constantly put up with fuckwits online who have nothing better to do than trash the homos. Good thing we can laugh at those sad wankers, right Intothenight?
There's cake?
shareOh yes, with sparklers and pink frosting and baked in the shape of a unicorn farting rainbows. It’s all quite fabulous and an important part of being celebrated when you come out. You also get a letter from the Queen. Of course, it’s a french letter and the Queen’s name is Bruce, but it’s still an incredible honour.
shareMy gay friends never told me this - I feel cheated.
shareWith a rainbow flag.
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