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How do you repair a relationship between two mentally ill people?


Crazy Glue...

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Very good.

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Funny you mention it, I've just finished reading a book about the history of crazy glue.

I couldn't put it down.

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lol

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Don’t laugh. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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You're on a roll.

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There's a joke here about Superman too, I know it.
Somebody do it.

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Are you referring to the one where he is in bed with Louis and he takes off his glasses to reveal that he is actually superman?

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I MUST HAVE MISSED THE SUPERMAN/LOUIS LOVE SCENE....

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You missed it? Think about poor Lois. Supes was faster than a speeding bullet and it was over before she knew it. Disappointing.

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Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.

After some time, Lois said “Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I’ve regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.”

“You don’t need to worry about that because,” Clark said as he took off his glasses, “I am Superman! Even if you didn’t know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.”

“Oh thank God!” said Lois. “ I can’t tell you what a weight that is off my chest.”

“Glad we cleared that up,” said Clark.

“So I guess this means you were Batman too.”

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I don't geddit.

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By tricking them.

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A funny joke, but you're gonna catch hell from the SJW crowd.

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And yet, they didn’t 🤷‍♂️

Why is it we hear so much moaning ABOUT the “SJW crowd” but none FROM them? 🤔

It’s almost as if people are worried about nothing.

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Put that same joke on Twitter and the OP’s life will fall apart in a matter of days. 🤣

SJW and woke culture, and their unbelievably overly sensitive offended feelings, are a very real thing. If you don’t think it exists, then much like Invasion of the Body Snatchers...you might just be one of them.

The cesspool that is Twitter is probably the best place if you really want to go find some prime SJW.

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I didn’t say it doesn’t exist, but I do wish people would stop bringing it up out of context here. We were all having a laugh and then someone had to pipe up and tell us someone will be offended. It’s a bummer.

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Well, some of us also like to have a laugh at the expense of “offended, SJW” culture.

Yes, it is a bummer, but these people are out there and deserve to be made fun of. They are basically begging for it.

It’s also a form of release of a lot of us to vent about these insane people. The mainstream media will ALWAYS agree with them, because they are them...so people who think that entire “offended” culture is ridiculous need some place to joke about it.

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Well I don't know about your experiences, but I hear moaning and whining from "SJW Crowd" constantly!

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