Top 5 jobs you would do if money was no object.
Teacher
Librarian
Archeologist
Oceanographer this one is a nod to my 11 year old self
Some kind of super math person.. But I don't have the skills.
Astronaut
Fire fighter
Race car driver
Coroner
Train engineer
Coroner .. Love it you know you wanted to put that #1 but feared the backlash.
shareActually my list is in no particular order. I would like to do all those jobs.
shareI too love this job.. Looking down at a dead body and trying to figure out why they died..So Cool.
shareExactly. It would be a fascinating job.
shareThere's a similar thrill in funeral embalming too, plus it typically has the best pay other than the funeral home owner in the field. That is, if one can tolerate standing on a hard floor surface for much as 8 hours straight with only minor breaks allowed between work shifts.
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What a weird thought standing on a floor for coroner. My feet hurt, do yours?
shareIt's a labor of love - it depends.
One thing I've noticed about coroners here in Florida is that they cut the tongues out of their dead cases.
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But You didn't say coroner.. Your comment about the hard floor is so weird. Don't get me wrong I would love you to be the guy from Silence of the lambs. I'm guessing Forest Ranger would work well with Serial Killer.
shareWhether you're a coroner, medical examiner, or a mortuary worker such as a funeral embalmer, expect to be physically standing for long hours of the day in a quarantined room. The floors in these rooms tend to be a hard surface so they can easily be cleaned after the work is done in order to follow up all the safety and health hazard protocols.
The rest of your comment is uncalled for. My own parents don't talk to me that way and you do not personally know me.
If you have a problem with me, just talk to me, that's all you have to do. There is no need for insults.
If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all. It's that simple.
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