Popular sayings that don't make any sense.
Screw the "it's just a figure of speech" argument. I'm calling these popular sayings out.
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
It actually doesn't. If I poke someone's eye and they poke me back, once I poke their second eye, they can no longer see so they can't poke out my second eye. Really it should be "a punch for a punch makes the whole world hurt."
"You wanna have your cake and eat it too?"
If it's my cake, is it really unheard of that I get a piece?
"Records are meant to be broken".
Records can be broken, but that's not the meaning of them.
"Time heals all wounds".
No, and I got the scars to prove it and they still hurt. Even if we're talking emotional wounds,, there are many people out there who can't get over traumatic things no matter how hard they try.
"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."
Nobody would feel cranky for waking up on the wrong side of the bed. "Who put sandpaper on your toilet seat?" is funnier and makes more sense.