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My friend thinks he is god’s gift to women

posted 5 years ago by MovieBuff224 (5053)
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He has always done well with little effort, and everyone questions his success because he is extremely average looking. The general consensus and only logical conclusion is that he gets girls because he is black, and it’s pretty obvious.

He has bragged numerous times about his big dick and how many girls have told him how big it is. Yet somehow he still thinks his disproportionate success with women is due to his looks or personality or some other rewarding attribute.

When I tell him about my struggles with women he is insensitive to them and insists he has somehow earned or deserves the level of success he has achieved and it gets really old, to the point that I resent him. Not because I’m jealous, but because he’s so oblivious and has such an inflated opinion of himself.

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

Have you tried self-identifying as a black man with a big dick ?

[–] Otter (24464) 5 years ago

Well, I've tried identifying as "over seventy", but they still won't let me retire, and claim a pension and social security.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

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[–] samoanjoes (57538) 5 years ago

In short, your friend is a liar and he's doing it because he feels incomplete about something.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

No he does pull girls

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Yes, but what kind of girls?

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

It’s a mix, he’s had plenty of skeezers but he still gets regular attention from pretty attractive young girls. It is really frustrating to see.

[–] samoanjoes (57538) 5 years ago

Could be lame in the sack. I'm sure those girls are telling their friends how terrible he was.

[–] Catbookss (13664) 5 years ago

😁

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

You are gay for him.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

Homophobic? Good to know.

[–] KD637 (488) 5 years ago

Girl: *makes a joke*
You: you're a homophobe!
Girls: wow, that guy's awkward...his black friend is super chill though! And I hear he has a big dick!
You: waaah i never get any powsyyyyy T_T

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/8kVxBaQ7xM4

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Lmfao, wow, you always have the perfect thing.
Plus I just had 5 pieces of special chocolate.

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 5 years ago

🐎💯 It's a whole genre for a reason. https://bit.ly/35Pj4H6

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

fist bump

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Laura, this sort of comment might be one of the reasons that your remark elsewhere, viz, "Woman are not welcome here", may just be true in some cases.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Yeah I'm sure that's what it is.

[–] MrRipEager (94) 5 years ago

You should just take solace in the fact that he probably has an std.

[–] AndyKing1967 (39039) 5 years ago

Focus on yourself - who cares about others success / lack of success.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 5 years ago

Agree but it’s annoying as shit

[–] Gubbio (3893) 5 years ago

Y A W N..... 😴

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Men who never saw The Irishman get laid more.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

See dude - you're funny. I don't want to hate you.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Awww you like me.....